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Menu / Price List
Every Day Boards
Personal Stinky Board
12
A beautifully balanced selection of 2 cheeses, 1 meat, fruit, nuts, and crackers — ideal for lunch, picnics, or cozy nights in. Pre-made or you select.
Share a Stinky Board for 2
25
A shareable version filled with 2–3 cheeses, charcuterie, fruit, nuts, and sweet touches — great for date nights or thoughtful gifting.
Add a personal note or mini bottle of sparkling beverage to make it extra special.
Seasonal Stinky Board 2-4
35
Fresh, colorful, and inspired by the moment.
Our Seasonal Boards change throughout the year, featuring the finest cheeses, cured meats, fruits, and accompaniments of each season. Bright, fresh flavors of spring or the cozy richness of winter, every board is crafted to celebrate the beauty of what’s in season.
Perfect for gatherings, holidays, or gifting — these boards are a delicious reflection of nature’s rhythm and the artistry that defines Stinky Goat.
Stinky Vegetarian for 2
25
Our Vegetarian Charcuterie Board proves that flavor and beauty know no bounds. Each board is thoughtfully curated with artisan cheeses, fresh produce, roasted vegetables, nuts, dips, and accompaniments — a colorful, satisfying experience that celebrates nature’s best ingredients.
Stinky & Sweet for 2
35
Our Sweet & Savory Charcuterie Boards bring together the best of both worlds — perfectly balancing indulgent desserts with rich cheeses and flavorful accompaniments. Think artisan chocolates, honeycomb, fresh fruit, nuts, and creamy brie — an irresistible mix of textures and tastes.
Stinky & Meaty for 2
35
Full of flavor and beautifully balanced, our Keto Boards feature artisan cheeses, cured meats, nuts, and fresh produce — all carefully selected to keep things low-carb and delicious. A perfect choice for mindful grazing that doesn’t sacrifice indulgence.
Stinky Fondue for 2-4
50
The ultimate comfort graze. Our fondue-inspired board brings together everything you love about charcuterie — artisan cheeses, cured meats, and fresh pairings — with the added joy of dipping, sharing, and savoring. Perfect for date nights, small gatherings, or cozy celebrations.
Stinky Brunch
30
Each board features a beautifully curated mix of artisan cheeses, pastries, fresh fruit, cured meats, jams, and honey — perfect for brunch parties, showers, or weekend celebrations.
From buttery croissants and waffles to seasonal berries and creamy spreads, every bite is crafted to feel bright, balanced, and joyfully shareable. Pair with a great bottle of wine.
Join the Goat Club
Our exclusive monthly charcuterie subscription box. Each month, receive a handcrafted selection of artisan cheeses, cured meats, seasonal fruits, and gourmet accompaniments, beautifully packaged and ready to enjoy.
Every box is thoughtfully curated around a unique theme or seasonal inspiration, making it the perfect gift or monthly indulgence for yourself.
✨ Fresh flavors. Beautiful design. A new grazing experience, delivered to your door every month.
Share Stinky Boards
Stinky Gifts
Price Varies
Perfect for...
- Gifting clients, friends, or family
- Hotel or Airbnb welcome treats
- Individual servings for events or corporate meetings
Stinky Cups
9 Each
Small in size but full of flavor, our Stinky Cups are made for mingling. Each one includes a little taste of everything — premium cheese, charcuterie, fruit, and accompaniments — beautifully arranged for effortless enjoyment at any event.
Stinky Holidays
75
Celebrate the season in style with our Holiday Boards — a festive blend of premium cheeses, cured meats, seasonal fruits, and sweet touches. Beautifully styled with holiday colors, herbs, and textures, each board captures the warmth and joy of the season.
Stinky Add-Ons
Stinky Gifts
Price Varies
Perfect for...
- Gifting clients, friends, or family
- Hotel or Airbnb welcome treats
- Individual servings for events or corporate meetings
Stinky Cups
9
Small in size but full of flavor, our Stinky Cups are made for mingling. Each one includes a little taste of everything — premium cheese, charcuterie, fruit, and accompaniments — beautifully arranged for effortless enjoyment at any event.
Stinky Holidays
75
Date night in the park or a sunset by the water, our Stinky Picnic Box turns simple moments into something special. Each box features a curated assortment of fine cheeses, charcuterie, fruit, and sweets, beautifully packaged and ready to enjoy wherever the day takes you.
Our Mission
At Stinky Goat, Our mission is to create moments of beauty and indulgence through exquisite charcuterie and elevated catering. With an unwavering dedication to quality, presentation, and service, we turn gatherings into lasting impressions of taste and style.
Our Ingredients
Great food starts with great ingredients. Every board and grazing table is crafted with care, using fresh, flavorful selections from local farms and trusted artisans. From creamy cheeses and perfectly cured meats to ripe seasonal fruits and sweet touches of honey, every bite is made to be shared and savored.
We choose ingredients that not only taste amazing but bring people together — because the best moments are the ones enjoyed around good food and even better company.
Our Selection
Discover our curated collection of artisanal cheeses — each hand-selected from master cheesemakers around the world. From the delicate creaminess of French brie to the bold character of aged cheddar, every cheese reflects a commitment to craftsmanship, tradition, and taste. Perfect for pairing, gifting, or savoring on its own.
Grazing Tables
When you invite Stinky Goat to your table, you’re inviting warmth, creativity, and a genuine love for what we do.
Every board and grazing table is a work of art — made to delight the senses, spark conversation, and celebrate togetherness.
Gather. Graze. Celebrate.
That’s the Stinky Goat way.
Custom Board Creations
No two gatherings are alike — and neither are our boards.
Each Stinky Goat creation is thoughtfully designed to reflect your style, taste, and occasion. From intimate date nights to lavish weddings, we personalize every detail — from the ingredients to the presentation — ensuring your board feels one-of-a-kind.
Our process is simple: you share your vision, and we bring it to life through fresh, high-quality ingredients and artful design. Whether you’re craving something classic, colorful, or completely unique, we’ll create a board that’s beautiful, balanced, and made to be shared.
Our Quality Promise
We stand for more than beautiful presentation — it stands for integrity in every bite. We never compromise on freshness, flavor, or quality. Each board is crafted with precision and passion, ensuring balance, beauty, and bold taste in every detail.
We curate with intention, combining texture, color, and aroma to create edible art that celebrates the joy of good food and great company. With Stinky Goat, you can expect nothing less than exceptional ingredients, elevated design, and an experience made to savor.
Gift Cards
Give the gift of a Stinky Goat Board. Our gift cards can be redeemed for any product on our website, from delicious meals to cooking classes.